Alzheimer Granny Goes to the Doctor

Alzheimer Granny's daughter Marian had beenthe cat with hot water,
worrying about her mother for some time. So finally"What are you doing, Mom?"
she decided that they should go to see her doctor and"He's so cold."
get some help from him.Once Timmy was safely removed and interred in the
Doctor Dolittle greeted Alzheimer Granny in his usualback yard, Marion offered to get her mother another
friendly manner.cat. Her mother looked at her in bewilderment.
"And how are you doing?" he said."I have a cat already," she said. "I don't need two of
"Oh, I'm fine," she said, smiling at him.them."
"I'm worried about my mother," said Marion to DoctorMarion sighed.
Dolittle, who had been her mother's doctor for many"Yes," she said to Suzie, "I certainly do remember
years. "I think she's having memory problems."Timmy."
"Ah, said Dr Dolittle, turning to Alzheimer Granny, "So"Well, your mother regularly comes round to ask me if
how do you think your memory is?"I've seen him or if I've got him. Once or twice I
"It's fine, I've always had a great memory -- still do,"reminded her that he'd died of old age, but then she'd
she said, as Marion rolled her eyes.get very upset -- as if she'd only just heard about it. I
"She's doing strange things when she shops," saidknew there was something wrong."
Marion. "Last week, she bought twenty cans of beets.Marion told her about Doctor Dolittle.
She doesn't even like beets. Her refrigerator's always"Well, you know he's about the same age as your
empty."mother. Sometimes, it seems specially hard for older
"How's your social life?" Doctor Dolittle askeddoctors to admit their older patients could really being
Alzheimer Granny.getting Alzheimer's, or whatever."
"It's fine, I go out to lunch with my friends every dayMarion went cold.
and I play bingo three times a week.""Is that what you think Mom has?" she asked Suzie.
"My mother never goes out any more. She used to"I have no idea. You know, Marion, don't you, that
but now she says she doesn't like it. She says peoplethere's a whole host of things that look the same as
talk too loud. She hasn't played bingo for over a year.our idea of Alzheimer's. Your Mom could just be
She told me they read the numbers too fast," Mariondepressed. Your Dad died. Her cat died. Her other kids
put in desperately.live a long way from here. She might have other health
"She doesn't know anything. This is the first time I'veconditions -- lots of health issues make a person look
seen her for month," said her mother angrily.as if she has dementia. And a lot of them can be fixed
"I take a meal over to her every evening," heror regulated in various ways. Even dementia can
daughter said.maybe be modified or helped."
"Well, none of us is getting any younger," said Doctor"So is there a better doctor I could get Mom to see?"
Dolittle. "You have to expect a little memory decline at"There's a really good gerontologist you could take
our age."your Mom to. That's really what she needs. She needs
"It's not a little," she said. "There's something reallysomeone who could have your Mom go through the
wrong with my mother. She doesn't drive any morewhole Alzheimer's workup."
because she kept getting lost.""What does that involve?"
"You know how they keep changing all the roads," said"Oh, it's very thorough. MRI, Cat scan, bloodwork,
Alzheimer Granny to her doctor.medication review, investigation of other health
He smiled and nodded.conditions which might affect her mental status,
"Well, let's just keep an eye on things," he said kindly toextensive interviewing by a social worker and so on. It
Marion.usually takes a couple of days to have everything
When Alzheimer Granny was settled into thedone."
passenger seat of the car, she scowled at Marion."It sounds expensive," Marion groaned.
"You always like to cause trouble," she said angrily."All covered by Medicare, my dear."
"Ever since you were a little girl. You've always been a"That's something anyway."
nuisance.""Now, Marion, I hope you don't mind me suggesting this
Marion felt very hurt but she wasn't going to let thingsbut I would NOT necessarily tell your mother in
drop. When she had set out her mother's dinner, sheadvance about the appointment. I'd just go and pick
went next door to talk to Suzie Robbins. Suzie was aher up like you would for any shopping expedition.
community nurse and a good friend of AlzheimerThen I'd drive her to the doctor's office and go in with
Granny.her. And you might usefully write down a list of the
"Come on in," said Suzie cheerfully. "Would you like athings you've noticed that have changed. Memory
coffee?"issues. Mood changes. Lifestyle issues. Make sure the
Over their coffee, she confided her worries about herdoctor gets that at least a couple of days before you
mother. Suzie listened, nodding as if none of this was asee her. Doctor Patel, a very nice woman. Very smart
surprise to her.and friendly. Your Mom won't worry about her a bit."
"I should have talked to you earlier," Suzie said. "I've"I'm just terrified Mom's got Alzheimer's."
been worried about your mother. Remember whenSuzie nodded.
Timmy died?""I do understand, honey, but whatever it is, it's best we
Timmy had been Alzheimer Granny's gigantic orangeknow. Then we can all figure out what to do."
tomcat. After a long and troublesome career, Timmy"You hear so much about it -- how horrible it is."
had been found sleeping the sleep that has no end in"Frankly, there's many worse and more painful things
the bathtub. Finding her cat cold and stiff in the bath,than dementia, as a nurse I'll tell you that. I won't say
Alzheimer Granny had called Marion in a panic.don't worry, but I'm here and we'll all help each other
"It's his arthritis," she said confusedly. "He can't get up.the best way we can."
Do you have some medicine for that?""Oh thank-you, Suzie!"
"Who?" asked Marion. "Whose arthritis?"Even so, walking back into her mother's house, Marion
"My -- the -- my friend," said her mother. "He's stuck infelt her heart sink.
the bathtub.""Hallo, dear," said Alzheimer Granny to her daughter,
"Stuck? You have someone in your bathtub, Mom?""Did you see Timmy out there? I want to give him his
She rushed over to find her mother washing Timmysupper?